AT&T PR NUCLEAR BOMB DISASTER!

This is unbelievable BREAKING NEWS. AT&T has stopped selling iPhones on line in the New York area and it's idiot flacks are scrambling to make sure the world knows they don't know what they are doing or why they're doing it. Here's a link with the full story:

WE CAN'T GRAB OUR ASS, SO WE'LL JUST FART LOUDLY

Here's the original unbelievable item:

New York Isn't Ready for the iPhone

Much more to come. Stay tuned.

Operation Chokehold had no effect on AT&T? Right. And Pearl Harbor had no effect on the USA.